A Giant Faceful of Basketball Pickery – Pre 16 update.

As you have read we split up the bracket between the douches our esteemed contributors. This is a breakdown of how each of them did. Worst to first. Or as we like to say in Texas. Poon to Best. I have to take my shots now because I’ll have some one else recap my picks for rest. Which, based on my history with brackets, will not be pretty.

WEST:
Poon is not being courted by ESPN as a hoops analyst – Shocking that a champion chaser Duke fan picked the Blue Devils to advance to the final four in our little tournament hand job picking fest. Poor poor Poon. He got more wrong than right in his bracket. I’m not being too hard on him though, he was drinking when he filled out his bracket. You’ll get those pricks next year Pooni San. (Poon is convinced that the Dukies will rise from the losers bracket to win the championship of this double elimination tourney. Ummmmm.)

Remaining teams – Zilch.

SOUTH:
While driving to the local highway rest stop in search of a glory hole not being used, PorkChop needed to put his car's convertible roof down to make room for his swelled ego. You see, PC picked every game in the first round correctly. Granted, there was nary an upset in the South, he could have had his stepson take a break from nailing Miss Michigan in the face to make picks for him and done as well. But he’s the first round winner. He stumbled in the 2nd round.

Remaining teams – Ohio State & Tennessee.

EAST
Hairy Carey was right behind Pork in the first round. His only foible was picking former Buckeye and Olympic Asshole Champion R. M. Knight’s Red Raiders to advance. They didn’t.

Remaining teams – UNC, Vandy and Georgetown

MIDWEST:
Don’t let the demented far-away stare and the dried drool on his shirt fool you, Buckeye Savant is a clear winner. After missing on a couple in the first round Savant correctly picked every other game he had to. Including the Running Rebs over Wishconsin. Congrats to you Savant – now please stop monkeying with your privates under your desk while the intern isn’t looking.

Remaining teams – Florida, Maryland, Oregon and UNLV

More picking from PK later.