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Remaining teams – Zilch.
While driving to the local highway rest stop in search of a glory hole not being used, PorkChop needed to put his car's convertible roof down to make room for his swelled ego. You see, PC picked every game in the first round correctly. Granted, there was nary an upset in the South, he could have had his stepson take a break from nailing Miss Michigan in the face to make picks for him and done as well. But he’s the first round winner. He stumbled in the 2nd round.
Remaining teams – Ohio State & Tennessee.
Hairy Carey was right behind Pork in the first round. His only foible was picking former Buckeye and Olympic Asshole Champion R. M. Knight’s Red Raiders to advance. They didn’t.
Remaining teams – UNC, Vandy and Georgetown
Don’t let the demented far-away stare and the dried drool on his shirt fool you, Buckeye Savant is a clear winner. After missing on a couple in the first round Savant correctly picked every other game he had to. Including the Running Rebs over Wishconsin. Congrats to you Savant – now please stop monkeying with your privates under your desk while the intern isn’t looking.
Remaining teams – Florida, Maryland, Oregon and UNLV
More picking from PK later.