Thursday, March 29, 2007

We've only just begun.......

What? Well I missed you too, but sometimes we don't know what we have until it's gone. I know it's been a while and it's nobody's fault. People just need breaks from time to time. Well the past is the past and I promise not to do this again. It's been too long since I have posted on here and I received thousands of emails from loyal D & D followers asking where I was and if I was going to post again. Well, honestly, when you make the shit-tons of money that we make running this mofo, you just have to take a break and spend some of it. So for the past few weeks I have been in Mexico boozing it up with prostitutes doing more blow off of more body parts than I care to mention.

While I was gone, I heard that Plano West won the loser's bracket tournament and won themselves a place in the NCAA Championship game. Come to find out, a high school team cannot play in the NCAA tourney so they are just going to play the regular old final four and find out that way. While my picks were a bit off (shut up PK and all you other people that ragged on me for Duke) I still had a pretty solid tournament. And of course by solid I mean that I didn't know that one person could get that many teams wrong. With that said, I now retire from college basketball until next March when again I will be the most knowledgable person about every team in the tournament.

Now I ask you, does this man look like a murderer to you? If you said yes, then you are correct. Well, partially since it was only attempted murder. Ugueth Urbina was sentenced to 14 years in prison for the attempted murder of 5 workers on his family's farm. Being as un-P.C. as I am, I ask this......were the workers Mexican? That would be somewhat comical. I wonder if down there they have white people doing their dirty work for them just to get back at us. Either way you gotta think that he is pretty pissed off about this considering how much other sports athletes got away with. For fuck's sake O.J. killed his wife and didn't get shit.

Well since I still have alcohol in my body and the women's lay-up contest is about to start on ESPNU, I will say goodbye for now. Also, if anyone can tell me why there is a Taco Bueno bag AND a Jack in the Box bag empty laying in my living room I would appreciate it. Here's to booze.

poon

4 comments:

The Penalty Kill said...

I can't wait for the broadcast of the Women NCAA "Keep your hands up on defense and slow, plodding below the rim suck-ball" contest this weekend. Hey girls look! It's Rosie O'Donnell

poon4life said...

What do you think the ratings would be of a Rosie/Anne Heche scissor fight would be if they broadcasted it only to NCAAW locker rooms. GOLDMINE!!!

The Penalty Kill said...

I smell an emmy. and fish.

Anonymous said...

plano west was robbed. I'll go back to rooting for Syracuse Lax. Duke Lax has a bunch of rapers. Oops, I meant rappers.