Thursday, May 10, 2007


Definitely not
Bruce Crandall Steel Balls Worthy

Coming off his stellar 8 point effort against Golden State in the Mavericks swan song, Arian poster-boy Dirk Nowitzki is going to get exactly what he deserves. An MVP. Today Dour-Kraut NOwitzki earned a spot on the All-NBA team. This embarrassment of riches will continue soon when they open the envelope to reveal Dirk as the MVP. Oh to see the look on Cuban’s face (and Don Nelson’s for that matter) when he’s looking for the quickest way to crawl under the carpet in his billion dollar rumpus room. Think that Commish Stern is trying to find a way unstuff the ballot box and restuff it with Steve Nash votes? Me too. Steve Nash or Nash Bridges whoever. Not Dirk.

Very sportsy post, huh? Not to worry we’ll get back to sporadically posted locker room talk, potty humor and dick jokes in no time.

Poon wealthy and rested

Poon is back in the middle of the night tonight from Vegas where he blacked out in a strip club but his credit card didn’t. Look for future hilarity.


poon4life said...

I'm in the airport ready to get back to HQ. Can we fire someone this week? After all of the buildup from the strip club I need the release. Drinks tomorrow?

PooN'ZiLLa said...

Poon + strippers x excessive drinking = "Oh shit, I spent how much on that whore? and I didn't even get a hand job?"