Like every good American I watched the State of the Union address last night. And like every good American I watched it at a bar with the sound turned down and the Hockey Skills challenge on the other TVs. Please don’t salute me I’m merely doing my civic duty.My fellow patriots in attendance and I noticed something in Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi. She was blinking like her eyes were trying to escape from her head. Perhaps she was blinking out Morse code….Man this tool-bag is such a moron I’d love to reach up there and flick his ears.” We counted several times and she was blinking at such a high rate that she was sometimes 30 to Cheney’s one.
UPDATE: Alert DaD reader "Bakes" took time away from searching the web for naked pictures of Madam Speaker to let us know that CNN is reporting that Pelosi was blinking at a rate of 85/bpm.
Just a little sports story I wanted to share with you.
Later this week we send out search parties for Buffer and Savant. Maybe we can get their lazy asses to post herein. How bout a little something on the Bears, JB? Losers.
1 comment:
Mini seizures? Maybe her and ol Dick had a side bet going like on Super Troopers with "Meow"
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