What the hell has happened to civility these days, particularly in sports. Let me give you a what for. You see, the other day I’m toolin’ around town in my vintage 1985 Ditka Chicago Bears sweater vest, and all day long people took that fine piece of sartorial splendor as an invitation to take pot shots at yours truly. Now mind you, I didn’t even know half these people, and they felt compelled to lob verbal grenades in my direction. I just don’t get it. What these folks need is a primer on the fine art of diplomacy, and I’m just the guy to deliver. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy this short documentary demonstrating the fine art of mature, adult problem solving.