Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Viva la Guacamole Farts
Yes, I was drunk last night a-holes. I am past that today and in my greatly decreasing chance of staying sober for one fucking night rolls along I must say I LOVE THE ALMA AWARDS! For those of you who hate Mexicans (Baker), the ALMA Awards celebrate......well something that has to do with Mexicans. So far I know who I'm really surprised with the upsets.
"Best Bean Dip" - Antonio Banderas
Didn't know that he was the brown equivalent of Paul Newman.
"Tastiest Taco" - Jessica Alba
Did she really beat out everyone from Menudo?
"The Dos Equis Suck it Award" - Everyone from Menudo
There we go.
"The Ricky Martin Award" - Enrique Iglesias
Well I don't get that at all.
"The Taco Bell at 3am Award" - Shakira
Took me a while too. Because of how your ass shakes the next morning. Get it....oh for god's sake come on.....diarrhea. Jesus I have to spell this shit out.
Just when I thought that the night couldn't get any better, all of the dirty Mexicans started shooting their six-shooters in the air and yelling "ARRRIBAA!!" After that, the final award of the night was given out
"We Love Pablo Escobar 2007 Award" - The Cincinnati Bengals
That's when I stood up crying my eyes out as they did a remote from the Cincinnati jail. BRAAAVOOOO SPICS.......BRRAAAAAVVVOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Viva la Poon