Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Tiger Woods got to have some of this.

If I am pressed to reveal my life’s passion on this mortal coil, I must say that it is being the guy who breaks the newest news. I’m usually right there in front of AP, Fox and the rest with the latest headlines. Obviously, I’m not talking about stuff like war, politics or the market….I’m all about the important stuff. Sports and Entertainment.

So anyways. Here’s another one for you. Tiger Woods' wife Elin is pregnant. I know. He got to make his “O” face while looking down at this heavenly creature. Or at least at the heavenly back of her head, while giving her a heavenly "Tony Danza". Way to go Tiger. Lucky.

Signing off, PK

UPDATE: In the world’s fastest gestation period Elin Woods had a baby girl, Sam Alexis Woods. I guess it stands to reason that Tiger’s seed would fire up in there with a sonic boom. Prediction: 18 years from now….World domination by Sam Woods.
Damn. PK

4 comments:

Indybuckeye said...

What has always amazed me about Tiger's wife is that she was at one time Jasper Parnevik's nanny. I believe that is how Tiger met her. The point is, how hot/confident/awesome must Jasper's wife be if she allowed a Swedish underwear model to be her kid's nanny? I've never seen a picture of her, but I'd have to guess . . hot. I've tried to convince Mrs. Indybuckeye that we need a nanny, preferably foreign and 18, to no avail.

PK said...

And Elin's a twin. Oh my. Agreed, Jumpin' Jesper's wife is insanely confident or stupid. Although we can't leave out that maybe he has the ultimate "Scene Control," like me. What?

Buckeye Savant said...

Oh dear. Pictures like that make me want ring the Texas Tech bell over and over and over and over and over and over again...or maybe even try the Hanibel Lecter on myself...

Anonymous said...

Well, you have to remember that Jasper is a swede, too. Living next to Sweden, I must testify that they are the finest looking nation in the world, period. With that in mind, I think Jasper is used to seeing chicks like this around as is his wife.