Most Misquoted Movie Lines

To my humble minions. We aren't back by any means but we are smugly attempting to see if this works.

What started this.
Sitting alone at the hotel bar you hear many things.
"is that your real penis?"
"can I borrow some coke?"
"is that little girl yours? Can I borrow her for a bit?"

My big pet peeve I just realized is people stating their "favorite" line from a movie and grossly misquoting it. Example for tonight. "don't put baby in the corner."

Bitch.


Submit your most misquoted movie lines in the comments. Winner will get a quick slap in the face before being donkey punched. You're welcome fuckers.