I'm not exactly sure if I'm supposed to post this for Savant or not. He wasn't specific so I thought I'd be err on the side of caution and get it up here. Sounds like he's got all the makings for a pretty nice weekend.
Ok, just about to head out of town for a Music Festival. I need to make sure I've got everything for an enjoyable trip.
First, Red See-through Teddy. Check.
Super Terrific Hi-tech Holographic Porn Goggles.
Check Breast Pumps. Checkerino
Joy Stick. Check and Check (wink, wink)
and ergonomically designed mouse. Checkity Check.
Ok, I'm ready for the Second annual Buckeye Savant-Super-Duper-Excellent-Music-Road-Trip. One-hundred mile rule activated. See you in Hell Bitches.